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FFF: The Blue Stone of the Incas

July 18, 2008

“My Lord!”

The dark haired Spaniard in breastplate that was dull and beaten from conquest, turned away from the view of destruction below him and faced the younger conquistador.

“Yes Nephew.” He answered. The temple complex of the Inca’s was theirs now, it had taken a day of slaughter but, God willing, they had been victorious.

“We’ve found the last of them.”

Gonzalo Pizarro followed his nephew as they turned and walked back into the main temple chamber. There were half naked bodies lying about the large room; shot, stabbed, burned. He ignored the devastation, he had seen it all so often; it was his way.

Deeper they went, through a cloud of smoke, down an ancient stone stairway lit only by torchlight. The air became cool all of a sudden as the heat from above could not penetrate so far. Still they went down.

“How far does this lead Francisco?”

“Not much further my lord.”

Their voices sounding trapped in the long dark stairway.

They finally reached bottom and entered what looked like a temple hall fully 50 feet on each side with columns through the center. The room was laden with gold as was the Inca’s wont. Gold was an adornment, a tool of the royalty and priesthood.

Two more Spanish soldiers were there, guarding an Inca priest in his garish red and yellow costume. He was bound and beaten, but praying still.

Gonzalo ignored him, what more could he learn from them, they were treacherous and ignorant. Best send them on to God, baptized before death, there was no further salvation available for them here on earth.

It was then he noticed the stone on the alter at the back of the room.

“What is that nephew?”

“It is for that I brought you here Uncle.” Francisco used the familiar term as a means to lord it over the other soldiers in the room. Gonzalo smiled slightly, admiring his nephew’s skill in politicking at the young age of nineteen.

[He’ll go far] he thought.

Gonzalo walked up to the alter and reached out a hand towards the large blue colored stone. It looked like a large egg, a little longer, a little bigger than it should be and blue as the sky on a summer day.

As he reached for it he heard the Inca begin to protest in his gutter tongue.

Gonzalo did not turn his gaze from the stone, “Shut the whore-son up!”

He didn’t even look as the blade was sunk into the belly of the Inca. The Inca’s scream was cut short by a second strike from the other soldier. There was no need to look, he had seen so much worse, what was one more death to him.

Gonzalo reached out, slowing his hand as it approached the blue stone; captivated, almost hypnotized by its allure. His eyes playing tricks in the flickering light for the stone seemed to shift, to almost shiver, as if anticipating his fingers.

It sparked. Gonzalo pulled his hand back in trepidation. Then, with his Spanish pride goaded, he reached for the blue stone with a sneer of disdain for himself, for the stone and for the pagans.

The stone almost seemed to jump into his hand as he grasped it, as if it were searching for a palm within which to rest. Gonzalo gripped the cool surface; it felt soft like the softest leather but cool like it had just been pulled from the bottom of a mountain stream. The coolness seemed to seep into his hand and up his wrist, pleasing and invigorating.

“Nephew, this stone feels magnificent. My arm feels rejuvenated.”

The stone started to warm a bit, the warmth like whisky in his veins, wicking up his arm.

“aaaaaahhhhh.” Smiling in pleasure, he motioned for his nephew to come take the stone but as Francisco approached Gonzalo found that he could not release his grip.

“uhhg…it appears to be stuck.” He reached up with his other hand to remove it, but his other hand was pulled like a lodestone pulls iron; both his hands were attached. It was then that the cold-heat changed to pain.

“AHHH! There are nails coming from it, AAAAHHH! My hands!” Gonzalo fell to his knees and began to strike his hands against the stone floor in desperation. The pain now was like needles or molten lead going up his veins.

“Uncle,” Francisco rushed to his uncle’s side but then stopped as Gonzalo fell on his side and started screaming.

“AAAAAAEEEEEEEEEESSSSS” His eyeballs rolled up into his head leaving just the whites of his eyes visible. He writhed on the floor, kicking with his feet and shaking his hands that were still glued to the mysterious stone.

Francisco stood in shock; the two soldiers backed out of the room, fearful that the pagan magic would possess them as well. First one bolted up the stairs followed quickly by the other. The clatter of their booted feet receded up the dark stairwell leaving Francisco alone with Gonzalo; frozen with fear, four feet from his uncle.

“…Uncle…” He reached towards the older man who now lay rigid and burbling on the floor in one long convulse.

Francisco leaned over his uncle and listened.  Gonzalo had quieted, no longer even burbling, but instead no his breath came at a rapid pace.  Still Francisco would not touch him.

“AAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEE!” He screamed into Francisco’s ear, convulsed three more times and then collapsed, spent and flaccid.

The stone rolled free of its grip.

Francisco did not pick it up.

Finally, tentatively, he touched his uncle’s arm. It was cold as the snow and looked at his uncle’s face and noticed tears of blood running from the corners of Gonzalo’s eyes.

He was sure his uncle would die.

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Friday Flash Fiction: The Red Dress

May 2, 2008

Becker again.  I think I like this guy.  It’s playing out like a future-noir detective piece.  I like where it’s at and where it’s going.

Things are gonna get hot for Becker, in more ways than one.

Part 1: Jazz PIano and Johnny Freefall


By the time the morning came around I knew this was going to be some damn party. I was royally drunk, but so was the crowd. I’d been in a zone now for about three hours. Jammin’ with the band; they were good enough to keep up with me, not many are, but then Johnny has access to good talent.

Finally Johnny Freefall called a break in the action. He snapped his fingers and started walking out but stopped on the top step and held up his hands for quiet.

I couldn’t let him have all the fun and made sure I was the last to become silent, ending in descending crescendo; making the point that Mr. Freidal wasn’t the only power in the room. I had my own domain.

I let the keys rest finally, slowly turned a drunken eye over at the don’t-call-him-a-gangster in the black silk suit and gave him a nice warm smile.

“Thank you Mr. Becker.” Freidal smiled back. Point made.

“Now all you cats are coming back here tonight. Go sleep off your drunk and get some grub and be here at ten tonight. I’m sure we can convince Mr. Becker to be back to entertain us.”

Touché. I guess when it comes to power I play second fiddle. With a smile that showed he knew it, Johnny Freefall left the room with his entourage: couple of goons, couple of “lawyers” and a couple of girls.

“meh,” was all I could say, that bastard’s got it figured, don’t know if I hate him or respect him.

I picked up my Macallan and tossed the last drink back just as cliché’ boy in the dark sunglasses came up, “We’ gots you a nice room wit’ a bed.”

I’m sure you do.

****

The shower felt great. I let the water flow over my neck and peed in the drain. Even the towels were top shelf, thick and rich.

I was slipping into the bathrobe when the door chime sounded with three pleasing tones.

I shuffled, tired and still somewhat drunk, from the marble floor of the bathroom onto the plush carpet of the bedroom and then back onto the marble hallway in front of the suite’s door.

I knew this wasn’t gonna play out good the minute I saw her standing there. Blond, blue eyed and perfect. It was one of Freefall’s dames.

“Becker…”

I put my hand out in front of me, palm out, trying to stop the inevitable, “Listen Lady, I don’t know what you want…”

“Hear me out Becker,” and she barged into my room leaving a trail of perfume loaded with pheromones. The scotch in me blunted her seduction a bit, but my libido still said [hey what’s this then]?

Crap!

I closed the door, trapping the alluring aroma and the bombshell within.

“I need your help.”

“Yeah…yeah…look lady I play music, I don’t help people, I help one person, me.” I headed past her back to the bathroom. I was trying hard to ignore her curves and gaps, enhanced so well by the red dress she wore.

“I think Johnny killed my sister.”

“Crap! Listen…what’s your name?…”

“Mira.”

“Listen Mira,” I grabbed the towel, “I don’t do this sorta thing. You follow me? I DON’T. It’s bad for my health.” I rubbed the last of the drips from my hair, trying to keep my thoughts in order.

“I need to find out what happened to her.” Mira said as she slowly walked towards me. “All you gotta do is go ask my friend MIckie, he’ll know what to do.”

“Why…eh…why don’t you ask him yourself…” Man she moved great, I gotta get another drink. I let the towel fall to the floor.

“Johnny don’t let me talk to nobody.” She said, coming even closer, sidling right up next to me and bringing a hand up to my wet hair.

“Figures.” I broke away and maneuvered around her over to the bar, I needed to add some ammunition in the war between the scotch and her mysteries.

“Look, Mira, I can see you’re in a tight spot, but I kinda like being alive and what you’re askin ain’t gonna help that.”

She looked right at me as I was twisting off the cap of some Glenlivet, “Isn’t there something I can do for you? Something that might help convince you?” She started to slide a strap of her dress off her shoulder.

Dammit!

“Woah lady, we’re not gonna go down that path.” I almost dropped the bottle on the counter as I rushed over to stop her doing what she was gonna do. I grabbed her hand and pulled the strap back up onto the shoulder.

“You ain’t gonna help?” She said. Her shoulder felt really nice: smooth, warm, just the right curve. My hand seemed to want to stay there.

I found myself answering, “Well…uh…Mickie you say,” Crap, why’d I say that.

She looked down at my hand then back up into my eyes, they were glazed from the scotch and my wandering naughty thoughts.

I knew why I said that and she knew it too. She had me then, she reached up and moved my hand back down, with me still holding onto her strap.

“You can’t call him,” she said as down the strap went, “nothin’ electronic.” She slid the other strap down and her dress fell away like the opening of an Opera.

I tried to swallow, it turned into more of a gulp. But there she was exposed, a blond Aphrodite.

“You gotta talk to him face to face.”

“yeah…Mira…I’ll talk to Mickie.”

“I knew you’d help me Becker, I just knew it.” And she nuzzled her nakedness up against me and kissed me luxuriously.

It was everything she’d promised.

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Friday Flash Fiction: The Bard and the Girl.

March 28, 2008

Sorry about the length here, but it just wouldn’t stay short. (1353 words)

I liked my Becker character and decided to transport him to a different setting.  I imagine I might do it again somewhere else.  Here he is as a Bard with ill intent.

Oh and not much editing here, I’m pretty busy, so forgive me for some rough spots in this entry.  I will come back to it and clean it up.


Even with the big open fire pit and the roaring flames the cold seeped into the great hall.

Becker stood in the middle of the room, his lute across his chest recounting the exploits of Sir Thalan and the forty gremlins; a humorous tale that kept his audience in laughter from start to finish. He particularly liked starting with this one because it loosened the crowd up and let him gain their friendship before he entranced them and robbed them blind.

Laughter fully filled the chamber as he ended the tale with poor Thalan beating the gremlins but losing his wife to them when she realized they could bed her better than her knight. The gremlins being more ribald and virile and she more hearty and wanton than her man could satisfy.

They clapped and demanded more. The crowd now primed and receptive, Becker moved into the realm of improving his fortunes.

The chords for the next tale began with a melancholy tone, the crowd settled in for a tragedy as clearly the bard was beginning. The fire crackled and popped and Becker used its dancing light to begin his enchantment.

Perhaps it was a story they had heard or perhaps one similar or, more likely still, one based on age old themes repeated in many forms; a tale of woe and sorrow, of madness and anger. He sang of the two lovers forlorn and of their sad tale ending in death.

And as he played his tune and sang the story, his spell coursed with the smoke and the cackling flickering flame to entrance the audience. He began to weave in amongst the tables seeing how strong the spell was, some kept their eyes on him as he wandered in and around the gathered Baron’s household. Others kept their eyes on the fire, already succumbing to his enchantment.

He casually walked close to the flame and while holding a high somber note sprinkled some gindlebrau herb into the flames. The aroma of vanilla and pepper quickly filled the room, doubling the enchantment’s strength. This was a tricky phase of the trancing, the herb was strong enough to enchant the enchanter if he were not mindful of the effects.

Becker knew his craft well, the gindlebrau was ineffectual against him.

A few minutes further on and the entire gathered household was slackjawed and drooling. Becker placed his lute down and set it a-playing on its own with a trivial spell from his childhood. It kept the instrument traipsing along the sad melody. This allowed the bard to walk freely around the dining hall.

He cut purses from waists, lifted necklaces from necks, and pulled rings from fingers. Smiling as he did so. By the time his victims awoke he would be long gone. It was always so easy…

“What are you doing?” Asked a small voice.

Becker froze his smile. A girl of no more than fourteen stood in front of him watching, clear eyed and quizzical.

“ummm…Yes,” he answered quickly.

“Are you stealing m’lords baubles?”

“umm..” Again he brought his vaunted quick wit to bear. This had never happened before.

“Why…no lass, no, I’m…uh..I’m ..uh…merely taking inventory for the king.”

“I think you’re lying.”

Becker decided to change the subject, “Why aren’t you enjoying the nice music like everyone else?”

“I don’t know, it seemed kinda boring to me? Why’ur you stealing from everybody?”

“Boring? How could it be boring? And I’m not stealing.”

“Well I mean it was up until you cast your spell? Then what do you call it if it ain’t stealin’?” She said putting her hands on her hips.

“umm…who are you?” Said Becker now confused.

“..nobody…My daddy’s over there.” And she pointed across the room at one of the fat noblemen sitting stoned in his chair.

Becker was getting scared now. The enchantment would only hold so long, he needed to finish his round and depart; the sooner the better.

“Well little girl,” She grimaced at his patronizing tone.

“I’m not a little girl.”

He lifted another purse in his hand and felt its weight, 30 shillings at least. He looked her in the eye and then he started to continue his way around the room, talking as he went from victim to victim.

“Look girl, everyone’s got their own way of getting by. Your da there,” as he put a jeweled dagger in his bag, “Has lands that provide for him,” A ring from a slack finger followed, “The baron there as well.” He moved on as the girl followed him around.

“Me, I don’t have something like that, all I have is some rare gifts.” Brooch and necklace lifted and pocketed. “A little singing, a little enchantment, and I’m on my way.” He sidestepped his way around a particularly obese woman beginning to tip off her bench. Becker gently nudged her back to lean on what he supposed (and if so pitied) was her husband.

“Not much harm done really.” The fat one did have a very nice necklace though, Becker whistled briefly as it followed the rest of the loot into the bag.

“But it ain’t right to steal.”

“Now lassy, on one hand you’re absolutely right, but on the other you’re completely wrong.” Finally he was up to the Baron’s table. He focused on the little baubles, the goblets were too heavy anyways, but the rings and necklaces were light and full of gems.

“The Baron here can afford to buy a new necklace.” As he gently removed a heavy gold and silver chain encrusted with five rubies from around the Baron’s neck, “in a matter of a few seasons…He’ll barely miss it.”

The baroness lost her tiara and some rings as well as the matching necklace to her husband.

“If I were to steal 30 shillings from a farmer or 100 from the blacksmith, now that wouldn’t be right. That’d hurt his family and…well…I’d feel all bad about it.”

“You don’t feel bad about this?” She said walking around following him.

“Nope. It’s fun.” He finished and walked back to his lute by the fire, picked it up carefully so that it continued it’s magic tune and started to walk out of the hall.

“What do you intend to do girl?” He said as he walked backwards up to the great doors, eyeing her.

“What can I? I can’t stop you.”

Becker paused before grabbing the brass ring on the door and looked at her again. She was nearly a woman, but still a year or two short. Was she too old? What would a woman bard be like?

“You know you have a rare gift…umm…what are you called?”

“Carmen.”

He opened the door and repeated himself, “You know you have a rare gift Carmen, it would be a shame to waste it as some little lordlings wife.”

She asked in return, “What are you saying Becker.”

“I have no apprentice, and you are a gifted child…woman…young woman… Carmen.” He pushed the door open a bit further, held it open with his foot, bowed slightly and motioned out the door, “I offer knowledge, adventure, song and dance. The likes of which you will not get in this backwater barony.”

“I…I…can’t. I can’t.” She looked around the room again. Her life was here. She shook her head.

“Suit yourself. Pity though, you have some gifts that are going to be wasted, I would have enjoyed seeing them brought forth.”

And he walked out and let the door close behind him.

Suddenly the music was gone and the crackle of the fire was all that was left. She turned in a circle and looked at everyone there. She tried to find a face of someone in the dazed audience that she cared about.

There was nobody here who mattered to her for more than a bed and a meal for her mother was long dead and her father was a drunken bastard. What did she have to look forward to here but as Becker had said of becoming some lordlings wife.

Carmen nodded to herself, grabbed her cloak and followed Becker out the door.

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Friday Flash Fiction: Jazz Piano and Johnny Freefall

February 29, 2008

I really like this one.  I love it when they write themselves.  The words jumped out before I could practically put them in order.


The night was dark, but the scotch was good and my piano beckoned.

I find as the evening moves on and the scotch clicks in my brain the notes take on a life of their own. They seem to float in front of me: my brain, my fingers, the piano, the keys, the notes in the air, all weave together in a blanket of smoke.

These midnight sessions are private.

Just me and music.

No audience. Nobody around but me.

I hold a chord and take a sip of the Laphroig.

“Mr. Becker?”

I’m startled by the voice, pausing mid sip, but I hold the chord.

I tip the sip back then calmly put the glass back down and continue to play. Tasty.

“yup.” I answer, still not turning to look. This can’t be good, it’s 2:30.

“Mr. Becker, my employer is…eh…requesting your appearance at a party.”

I start working up into a transition, pounding out a few sequences until I hit a nice little resolution on a major third.

“Sorry pal, I’m a bit busy.”

He finally walks up and leans on the edge of the piano. The dude has sunglasses on, what a cliché’. Then I notice they have a digital readout inside ‘em. He’s fully wired.

“Listen Mr. Becker, my boss ain’t the type to take no fer ‘n answer.”

It was then that I found out he wasn’t alone as two goons grabbed me by the arms.

“All right, all right,” I answer as I lift up my hands and my music ends abruptly, the sad silence filling the room, “will you at least let me put on a change of clothes first?”

“Ya, a’ight.”

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I’d heard about him of course, who hadn’t. But I never expected to meet him.

We hit about ten telediscs before we finally reached the party. Flitting from London to Dublin to Reykjavik to Boston to Chicago to Deadwood to Spokane, Seattle, Portland, SanFran and LA. Took about ten minutes.

As soon as I flitted in there was a cheer, “Becker!” The crowd was primed for a night of it and more. It was barely 9:30 here in LA.

Some people called him Babyface, but only behind his back, he hated that handle. Most people called him Johnny Freefall but I was gonna call him Mr. Freidal. Why be stupid.

The two goons and cliché’ boy politely led me right to his table in the middle of the vast party. He was sitting surrounded by courtiers like a king. Dressed in a nice, pressed black suit, with a black hat and tie. He had sunglasses (digital) too.

“Mr. Becker, so glad you could join us.” His voice was smooth as business.

“Mr. Friedal, I’m so glad to be here.”

That got a laugh. He chuckled honestly and deep, “I’m sure you are less pleased then you let on. I like truth Mr. Becker, even when it’s hidden in a lie like yours.”

I stood with a half grimace trying to hold my cool, the scotch had left me sober. “Watcha want Mr. Friedal?”

“I like you Becker, you don’t bullshit around. Well as you can see I am throwing this party for a few friends and we all want some music, your name came up and I said that’s our man.” He waved over to a piano, with an accompanying band standing and waiting for me, “Would you be so kind as to show us something…eh…show us what Becker’s got?”

“I’d like a scotch.”

Johnny Freefall looked me up and down, “Darlin’ get this man a scotch,” a waitress hurried off to take care of my order, “Boys, show Mr. Becker to the peeeeano.”

The two goons politely led me once again, this time to the piano. A scotch was laid down as I sat on the bench. Sip. Ahh…Talisker, sharp, peppery, just right to get the party going.

I hit them keys hard and fast to start. The band kicked in after my four bars of intro. We lit that place up like kerosene.

Fuck ‘em, I like to play.

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Friday Flash Fiction: The Witch on Oasis

February 22, 2008

So I’m not sure if this is out of bounds for Friday Flash Fiction, but I used it to work through a scene for a longer piece of work I’m working on.

I also end up going over the 1000 word mark a bit.  Oh well…I’ll try something shorter next week.


Kira sat in the back of the bar trying her best to be inconspicuous.

The sounds and sights and other data flowing into her headgear was a rush of input that was ubiquitous in the modern world. Unless you were an all-nat, you got used to it and let your agents and filters refine the noise of life into a manageable din.

She listened and watched and observed and let her augmented systems organize and prioritize and point out pertinent facts to her.

The murder was all the news. Oasis had never had a murder on board her before. Everyone was talking about it. It was already being romanticized; a KNIFE fight! A knife fight on a cycler. Whispers of awe spread around the bar. The ancient barbarity of the act making the perpetrators legends before the blood was cold.

Kira scowled. She knew the murder was no chance thing but a planned assassination attempt.

[The fools must have known it would fail.] She thought.

They knew her husband well enough to know he would best any modern man in a knife fight.

[This was merely a faint.]

Matters were dire, Gabriel was compromised. They were toying with him, letting him know they could get him at any time.

[Why toy with us?]

“Can I get you a drink?” Kira started at the voice. She hadn’t noticed the tall dark haired woman standing next to her.

“uh…I already have one.” She answered.

[Where did she come from? I should have noticed her?]

The other woman was stunning. A full two meters tall with straight black hair, wearing a functional gray outfit, perfect for moving around in the varying gravity environments of the spacecraft. On her, the outfit looked tailored and perfect, as if she would not allow it to be anything but.

“aahh I see now…” And she sat down, uninvited, next to Kira and ordered a martini with a nonchalant flick of her finger and toss from her headgear.

“Can’t get a good scotch out here, but a martini, that’s just clear alcohol, if they use decent vermouth and an olive or two it’s passable.” She said with a sly smile.

Kira consented to acknowledge her, it would be worse if she kept trying to ignore her, “Yeah that’s why I stay with gin and tonics. At least the flavor hides the synthetic…ness.” She trailed off lamely

[Why am I so nervous?]

“Don’t be nervous, I’m not hitting on you…unless you want me to?”

Kira coughed into her drink, splurting the sip out over the bar.

“..cough..ahh…I’m straight.” She noticed her headgear was spitting out a lot of noise, she reigned in the disturbance.

[God she’s got me all twisted!]

The martini came and the black haired stranger offered a brief toast to Kira, “To the future…and the past.”

Kira raised her glass uncertainly. She wasn’t getting any reading on the other woman, nothing was seeping out from her headgear, she was holding a tight filter. That took concentration. Was she an all-nat? No, there were interface connections and the simplest of b-cards exposed.

[She’s so tight, I thought I was good?...]

“My name is Valen.”

“That’s an interesting name.”

“It’s very old.”

Kira was starting to feel trapped.

[She’s one of them.] “I..uh…I” But she was suddenly having trouble remembering what she was going to say.

“I…”

“Yes?” And Valen smiled, “Yes…Kira? You were about to say something?”

[…my name…she knows my name…] But Kira’s thoughts were thick like glue.

“Who…I…” Kira dropped her glass and seemed to be able to watch its fall in slow motion: the glass tumbling…seven ice cubes, 1…2…3…4…5…6…7..seven…now it was halfway to the floor…the swizzle straw was floating free…

…the lime-cube was half dissolved

…a drip hit her shoe

…the light sparkled off the edge of the glass…

[YES KIRA! I AM ONE OF THEM!] Kira heard inside her head.

SMASH! Her gin and tonic hit the floor and became a thousand pieces of ice and glass.

Kira wanted to scream, but had no voice.

[YOU WILL COME WITH ME!]

[…no][YES]

[…no][YES!][…yes]

KIra felt compelled to go along, she was a shattered being, both at once knowing it was the right thing to do and hating it. Wanting to shout “NO!” while calmly speaking “yes”. Her mind was cracking, her vision narrowing, her hands trembling.

She started to teeter over to her side.

The black haired woman leaned over and grabbed Kira, keeping her from falling, “Easy girl, let’s get you back to your cabin.” Valen turned to the bartender, “She’s had a bit much, I’ll take care of her.” [YES I WILL!]

Kira let herself be half led, half carried out of the bar. The rightness so wrong, nausea welled unbidden from her stomach. She started feebly to say something but vertigo wiped the effort away as she fought to maintain consciousness. She went along with the black haired woman; to Valen’s cabin door, they both entered.

The door closed behind them, it had all happened so fast.

“Ahhh…Kira, you don’t know how long I’ve been looking forward to meeting you.” She dragged the near comatose woman to the bed in the room and laid her on her back. Kira was unable to move, she was unable to do anything more than blink and breath.

“It’s a pity about Gabriel, I would have liked to bring you both back to meet my Brother and the family.” And she chuckled at that. “You know who I am don’t you.”

[…yes…you’re the witch…]

[AHH YOU’RE STILL IN THERE GOOD.]

“The next two months would be boring if I had crippled your mind.” She smiled an evil grimace, “The witch eh? I am called that sometimes yes. I won’t disown the title. But it is a bit short and nondescript for the skills I possess.”

[…please…please…let…me go…]

“No, no my dear,” She laughed lightly, almost innocently, “We are going to enjoy ourselves, you and I. We shall become the talk of Oasis. The two stunning women together…ooooh are they lovers? It will be scandalous.”

[….no….please…]

“You’ll love it dear…I will make sure you do. And by the time we reach Earth, you will disembark with me and no one will think anything of it at all.”

“You will come to meet my brother and the family.” [AND YOUR FATE WILL BECOME THE SAME AS THE REST OF YOU SPANISH BASTARDS!] It was like she was shouting in Kira’s head, Kira’s eyes remained open and blankly staring at the ceiling. But pain like lighting was ricocheting inside her skull.

[…I’m not Spanish…]

“I know.” [BUT YOU MARRIED ONE.]

Hope left Kira then, she couldn’t scream, she couldn’t even cry.

“Now, let’s begin with some questions…”

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Friday Flash Fiction: Vorpal

February 15, 2008

I wanted to flex my action muscles with this one.   I might end up revisiting this character in another triple F.


Patselonkaloman counted on his fingers going through them a second time.

“…Eleven was from Venice…twelve Tokyo…thirteen also Tokyo…fourteen Paris, heh heh heh, ahh the Louvre.” He smiled at that memory. That one was hard to get.

“Fifteen Boston…Sixteen Vancouver. Seventeen Los AANNNGGGELEEEEEEES!”

He sang the second half of the city’s name at the top of his lungs. It no longer mattered if he was quiet, they had his scent, they would be here shortly. They were patient, knowing that in the end they would kill him and feast on his bones, the last of his kind.

He looked down at the seventeenth, sitting in his lap. None of the previous blades had been effective against the implacable golem that tracked him. He brought his counting fingers down to caress the sword that lay across his lap.

It wasn’t the prettiest thing. The grip looked in need of a complete refurbishment. The crossguard as simple as they come.

But ooh how it felt when wielded. The balance was like a new finger with which to point. The blade had an edge like a razor and yet held it like new even when Patselonkaloman had struck it against rock.

[Maybe this one?]

The first Katana from Tokyo he had stolen had felt almost as good, but none of the others had come close. And that katana couldn’t hold its edge, not like this blade.

That battle in the alleys of Tokyo had been as quick as they all were.

Patselonkaloman would stride in amongst the golem and engage them furiously, he with his stolen sword, they with their fists. He was the match of any of them, even three or four couldn’t best him, but they were impervious to weapons.

That katana had bit a couple of them, giving him hope. But in the end it was not up to the task and he ran away again, like he always did.

He hated running.

He had tried guns; useless. Explosions; inconclusive. Now he was trying swords and they seemed to be a bust as well.

But this one…

The collector from whom he had stolen it had paid a cool million for it. Claimed it was THE Vorpal! Patselonkaloman didn’t believe that for a minute…but the weapon was superb.

[The best yet!]

The golem were patient, but so was he. He swore again that he would destroy them and find their master. Their master would not enjoy that meeting.

He slowed his breathing and went into his Kata. It was more dance than war, smooth and artful and deadly. His patience was motion.

****

He always chose the field of battle. They always consented.

He was on a moonlit hill as they approached. There were five of them this time dressed as normal civilians, jeans and t-shirts and sneakers. They held no weapons, being tools themselves, why use a weapon if you are impervious to pain and damage. It made them invisible in society.

“We come to kill you Patselonkaloman, it is our purpose. Give yourself to us, fulfill us.” Said their leader.

“Come and get me! HA HA HA HA HA HA!” He threw his head back and laughed at the sky.

He knew it had no affect on the golem grouped below him, but his nature called out for bravado. Laughing at death when it confronted him was the way of his people. It didn’t matter if death feared him or understood him or ignored his laughter.

He was laughing at the world. Telling it to fuck off!

The golem came forward smoothly, trained or programmed to work in unison. Striking a pose together like Maori, but with no challenging call, no kiai, they were silent. Strong as oxen, lithe as foxes, alive as stone with skin to match, they came.

And Patselonkaloman leapt, laughing. Drawing his sword in the same motion, spinning, twisting and slicing the first of the five across the stomach.

The golem he had named “1” fell, hewn in two like clay.

Patselonkaloman screamed in joy “AAAEEIIEE! HA HA HA HA.”

[This is the One!]

His strength redoubled as the other four surrounded him, unconcerned at their fallen partner. The dance truly began then.

Patselonkaloman weaved among them. Golem hands grasped where he had just been, swiping legs found air as he dove. His mind saw the patterns of their fighting. He had been fighting them for years and could see what they were doing almost before they did.

He waited while the dance progressed. Spinning now across the back of one then flipping over another. Waiting and watching. They fought and danced with him, but he led, they followed just behind, never cornering, never connecting.

He was patient and his patience was motion.

He felt more than saw the moves line up. He knew how he had to work them. A twist here, a slight dodge there. One foot touch the ground, shift it back, dance sideways. And still he hadn’t struck a second of their number.

When they were in position, the actions he took he had already seen.

He took the first ones head and followed it with a spin and a vertical chop down through the second, splitting it from head to halfway down its chest. Patselonkaloman pulled the sword free and just as he’d foreseen the third had his back turned.

Patselonkaloman crouched spun and cut the third in two like he had done with the leader at the start. He leapt and brought the blade down one final time, slicing the last from left shoulder to right hip. It fell intact and upon hitting the ground the top and the bottom halves separated.

“Like a candle! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.” He held the sword up and laughed at the world. “los ANGELEEEEEES.” He sang again for no apparent reason other than jubilation.

[Now finally I can make someone pay for all they’ve done to me!]

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Friday Flash Fiction: Nirvana

February 8, 2008

A shorty but a goody.  Makes me chuckle.


Karl sat in his lotus overlooking the vast warm ocean, the sunset on the horizon taking an eternity to fall below the water.

The evening was warm.

The breeze was light and smelled freshly swept up from the waters far below.

He had found the end of his search. The perfect location to attain nirvana. He began his breathing focusing on his inner eye, forgetting himself.

He had traveled halfway across the galaxy, planet hopping from every earthlike planet he came across. Searching for a place just like this.

Now…here…he had found perfection.

Relaxation fell upon him.

****

“Bridgette, would you look at this GAWD DAMN view!” A brash voice piped up behind Karl.

“ooooh Leroy, you ARE right, ain’t it grand.” Click went a camera, smack went some gum.

Karl stood up, glowered at the two of them in their garish outfits and sunglasses.

[Fucking tourists! Can’t I get away from the FUCKING tourists!] Thought Karl angrily.

With that he teleported out to the next planet, searching for the elusive solitude he sought.

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Friday Flash Fiction: Life of Diamonds

February 1, 2008

So this Friday Flash Fiction thing sometimes results in a story getting published before I think the idea is fully fleshed out…like this one.  It sorta works but I’m not quite happy how it finishes.  Still there is a lot in this little ditty.  I could actually see it blowing up to a long story…


Crystals.

The whole desert plain in front of him was covered in crystals. There must be billions of them. Trillions.

Crouching down at the edge of the expanse of sparkling pinpoints, Suresh gathered a handful in his gloved hand and lifted them up.

They were all the same, each one identical, each one appearing to be a big fat diamond. 10 carats in size at least.

[Billions of diamonds?! Jeez, I wonder if De Beers will try and keep this place quiet.]

He scooped up a couple more handfuls and put them in his sample bag and made his way back to the research pod.

****

They had only landed yesterday, choosing the site for the unusual bright anomaly on the surface.

None of them had expected a plain of diamonds. Fortune and fear and uncertainty swirled in all their heads as Suresh dumped the bag out on the surface of table in the main laboratory.

“Holy Shit!” said Sarah, odd because she never swore.

“You mean that’s what’s out there…three hundred and..seventeen or so square kilometers of diamonds?” Kurt was as floored as Sara, “Holy Shit!”

Suresh nodded.

“What do we do now?”

100 light-years from earth, they had the time to think about this. They were scientists and explorers, not treasure hunters, but when chance gave you a gift, what can you do?

****

They were all sleeping off their drunk. The party had been impromptu and inevitable.

Suresh woke up in the middle of the night having to take a leak. As he was headed back to his bed, he poked his head into the lab. The lights were off. And yet there was sparkling on the table. He rubbed his eyes, thinking it was the liquor affecting his vision.

But there on the table, the diamonds sparkled. He stumbled forward into the room.

The diamonds shown bright in the dark of the night. He picked one up and looked at it as closely as he could. There was an inner clearness to the diamond, the light was emanating from it but he couldn’t see how.

[Magic!?]

His scientist curiosity getting the better of him, he started to analyze the diamonds. Suddenly the drunk he had was swept away as inconsequential by the addiction of solving a problem.

****

As each of the scientists woke in the morning they made their way down to the lab.

As each heard about the problem each fell into the spell of the hunt. Problem solving was their true calling and the voyage out had been empty of problems to solve. They tackled it with gusto.

They employed all the tools at their disposal: X-ray element analysis, differential scanning calorimetry, near Edge X-ray Absorption Fine Structure, ultraviolet photoelectron spectroscopy…and others.

****

~Three Days Later

“Extraordinary!”

“That’s the third time you’ve said that Suresh.” Grumbled Sarah.

“I know, but it is isn’t it?”

“Yes, clearly…” Answered Sara.

The seven of them sat around the kitchen table. Emotions mixed, decisions un-made, their future unclear.

“Somebody else’ll find this planet and they won’t have any compunction against sellin’ ‘em.” David spoke up.

“How does that make it right for us to sell them Dave?” Said Sarah

“…I know…I’m just saying.”

“If you can’t offer a solution then think more.”

“Can we hide them?” suggested Kurt.

“How do you collect, much less hide four quadrillion diamonds?!” said an exhausted Sarah.

“De Beers.” Said Suresh.

“Indeed.” Answered Sarah.

****

“I’m sorry Doctor….um…Suresh, but you understand our reluctance to letting anyone into area 7. We can’t afford to let any chance of damage or disruption of the…ah…crystals to occur.” The officious looking man, a little overweight, a little too pale, with a beard that was a little too contrived spoke from behind his desk.

“But, I discovered them!”

“ohhh, you’re that Suresh. Well this does make it a bit sticky. I am only following orders Doctor Suresh. If you go through the proper channels I’m sure you can gain access to the research facility.”

“I tried that but they won’t let me in.” Suresh put his hands on the desk leaning over the little man slightly.

The officious little man looked at the hands for a moment. “I’m sorry, but we mustn’t disturb them must we.”

“I would just like to talk with the current research staff, I have some hypothesis that need discussing.”

“I’m sure there are other means of communication that will suffice for that Doctor Suresh.” He looked at the hands trying to will them off his desk.

“Who do I contact?” he said finally standing up.

“Send all communiqué care of this office.”

“That’s no good…who is doing the research.”

“I’m not at liberty to say.”

“You mean that you’re not at liberty to tell me that NO-ONE is doing any research. De Beers isn’t interested in research, merely preventing the market from being flooded.”

“I’m not at liberty to say Doctor. Now if you will excuse me, I have other appointments to keep.”

Suresh left. [De Beers! Who’s idea was that?! Mine! Crap!]

[At least all the crystals were safe.]

De Beers couldn’t sell them for risking flooding the market, it needed to protect it from all competitors. In this case using the diamond cartel was the only way to protect the crystals from widespread thievery and destruction.

****

[What’s the big deal?] Thought Mr. Perkins, the officious little man from De Beers.

[Who cares what’s inside the diamond? Who cares if there is one person or a thousand or a million in each one?]

He smiled.

[It doesn’t matter, they’re locked away. Does it matter to them whether they are on a desert plain or on a ring setting?]

[No!]

This year’s new product line was going to be extraordinary: LIFE diamonds.

[We can charge whatever we want for them. $100,000 per carat. $250,000 per carat. They’ll pay it, they’ll pay it.]

His smile grew.

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FFF: Dying in a cold dark place.

January 25, 2008

I’m not exactly happy how this ends and I might end up revisiting the story again at some future date.  A bit rushed with all this Friday deadline thing and all that.


[Why didn’t he just die?]

[It’d make everything so much simpler.]

[I mean I could kill him, but that ain’t me. ]

[I mean who would know…]

[Dammit!]

JEKO had found the escape pod among the cold wreckage. Everything else in the salvage op had been cold and dead. Circuits…dead, water…frozen, fleshies…corpses. Except for the one guy that had made his way into an escape pod and then had his escape pod malfunction; un-launched.

Safe and secure, he was, inside the capsule. They were designed to keep a fleshie alive for months, even years, in happy hibernation.

[Fleshies! Why do they want this cold dark place? It just kills ‘em.]

But this war wasn’t JEKO’s, he was a businessman, a scrapper. He’d contracted for this heap, he had MONEY invested in this operation.

[Dammit!] And then, [Fuck!]

[Why me?]

He knew what he had to do, even though he hated the decision.

[Fucking profit! Gone!]

He jetted around the cold escape tube, inspecting the walls. There didn’t seem to be any blockages that he could make out. He summoned some of his mins.

They came as he called and flew into the tube like a flock of sparrows. Swarming around the marooned capsule. Becoming a hundred eyes and fingers for JEKO. Still he couldn’t see anything blocking. He set them to work then.

JEKO reached in with one of his type 3 arms and grasped under the front edge of the heat shield.

He placed his only type 8 arm out on the perimeter of the escape tube and then with coordination between his mins and himself he pulled [pushed]. JEKO felt the silent screeching of the metal on metal torment through the sensitive tips of his type 8.

It came free and JEKO carefully slowed its mass until it hovered a few meters from the surface of the blasted hulk.

He’d lost 3 mins in the process, crushed under the pod as it ground its way clear.

[More profit gone!]

It all came down to income versus expenses. And time…and energy.

He contacted one of his meds. [Profit, profit.] It came around the top of the structure, a little perturbed, the med had much of the same persona and intelligence as JEKO, but was bound to him.

They spoke…such as it was.

“I know! Don’t even start, this will chew into my/our profit.” Said JEKO.

“Damn right.” Answered JEKO-MED5.

“You concur with my assessment?” asked JEKO.

“Of course, I would not be of the sameness otherwise.” Answered JEKO-MED5

“Very well, rendezvous at mark 8987453923.3873463.34876.6”

“Confirmed.”

JEKO didn’t really expect to see his MED5 again. That was the conclusion he had reached immediately when he had done his profit analysis. The revenue from this salvage would barely cover the cost of a replacement MED. Add that to the cost of resupply for the next venture and he was in a hole!

[Fuck!]

****

JEKO-MED5 sent the signal. He wasn’t sure if the Fleshies would recognize/acknowledge/respect the truce message, but he had to try it.

It had taken him a week to push the little capsule through the fighting to a quieter location where the chance of getting blown up was diminished. There he found a lone fleshie ship out on patrol and decided “now or never.”

****

“Commander,” the lieutenant called from his station, “I have a bogey trying to make contact sir.”

“Readings.” Said the Captain in a short voice.

“It appears to be a small reconnaissance droid of some sort. “

“Weapons, any nukes, anti-matter, what’s he got.”

“Well sir, that’s just it. He says he has a man.”

“Shit. A man?” The Captain didn’t like unexpected events, “So…what does he want?”

“He says he wants to give us the man.”

“Obviously lieutenant, but what does he WANT?!

[Why this?] Thought the Captain.

[Why couldn’t he just die?]

[I could kill ‘em, who would know?]

[But that ain’t me.]

And then [Fuck!]

“Let it come within our defenses, but have weapons systems fully armed, you know these mechs! Don’t trust ‘em, not even a small one.”

[Crap!]

****

“Jackson?”

“mmnnh?”

“You’re coming out of hibernation,” The fuzzy white blur standing above him seemed in good spirits, “You’re lucky to be alive, just you wait until you hear your story.”

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Friday Flash Fiction - Half-Man

January 18, 2008

The taste of crisp bacon. The smell of a grassy field on a summer day.

It’s things like that I miss.

My children, grand children, great-grand children and on and on; don’t know those things. All they know about is this world under the sea.

But me? I remember because I was the first.

I am a made thing. But I was first a man and I remember those things. The warmth of the sun on a brisk fall morning. Chocolate cake.

They in their blissful ignorance do not wallow in self-pity as I do. I am old now, so old I do not remember. Surely it has been a hundred years since he made me.

At first it was exhilarating. Living under the sea, breathing water not air, strong as an ox, king of all the sea. The dolphins quickly acknowledging that fact.

She was with me then, my Queen and we reveled in our power.

But she’s been gone now for a long time. And they don’t need me anymore. They find me odd, call me half-man. And by man they mean it to be insulting. It isn’t; it just hurts.

I want to leave them to their kingdom for it is not mine anymore.

I want to drink a beer.

Feel the warmth of a campfire.

Breath air.